Me:
Can you put the dinner away? I need to take a shower.
My sister:
If I do this for you, will you promise not to take my stuff?
Me:
Okay...but for how long?
My sister:
How long are you offering?
Me:
A week.
My sister:
Whoa! A whole entire week?
*proceeds to put dinner away happily*
I'm an asshole of a brother.
